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Old 04-15-2009, 03:17 PM   #1
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Default Good Places to get a fake ID in Austin

I need a fake ID. Mainly for SxSW next year, and I guess occasionally going to bars etc.

What do I do? The only people I know with fake IDs are 3 girls, and they all got them together and they said they showed their boobies to get them from some guy. I don't have this luxury, which sort of pisses me off sometimes.
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Old 04-15-2009, 03:37 PM   #2
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Default Re: Good Places to get a fake ID in Austin

This probably isn't going to help you at all, but it's a pretty awesome story. Actually it's not that awesome, it's only awesome because it's about me.

My freshman year of college I got a letters in the mail for a previous tenant. One of the letters is from the DMV. I got his renewed license in the mail. That dude turned 21 about 9 month before me(3/15/80). Since we're both Asian, and therefore looked alike, I held on to it.

I used it maybe a total of 5 times between the time he turned 21 and before I turned 21, but it was awesome because no one ever doubted me. Here's a picture of an Asian dude on a DL, now let me drink you bitch.

Later on, I gave that ID to a friend of mine who was 19 at the time. Obv Asian, and he never got caught either.
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Old 04-15-2009, 03:39 PM   #3
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This probably isn't going to help you at all, but it's a pretty awesome story. Actually it's not that awesome, it's only awesome because it's about me.

My freshman year of college I got a letters in the mail for a previous tenant. One of the letters is from the DMV. I got his renewed license in the mail. That dude turned 21 about 9 month before me(3/15/80). Since we're both Asian, and therefore looked alike, I held on to it.

I used it maybe a total of 5 times between the time he turned 21 and before I turned 21, but it was awesome because no one ever doubted me. Here's a picture of an Asian dude on a DL, now let me drink you bitch.

Later on, I gave that ID to a friend of mine who was 19 at the time. Obv Asian, and he never got caught either.
It did help me.

This gave me inspiration. And also affirmed that asians do all look alike.

Thank you for this.
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Old 04-15-2009, 05:01 PM   #4
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Default Re: Good Places to get a fake ID in Austin

a friend gave me their expired DL. this worked most places, dunno if thatll fly at sxsw.
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Old 04-15-2009, 09:55 PM   #5
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what is sxsw? a stripper bar?
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yup.
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what is sxsw? a stripper bar?
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Default Re: Good Places to get a fake ID in Austin

actually there were a couple places in htown on richmond where my friends got theres.
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for boobies or money?

i've got both but i'm sure they'd prefer the LADDER
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Why would they want a ladder?
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